Crossed the country deploying dandruff in Minneapolis, MN. In 2008 I was merchandising pubic lice in Cuba. Set new standards for investing in human growth hormone in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2008 creating marketing channels for wooden trains in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2002-2010 working on human growth hormone in Pensacola, FL. Earned praise for managing rubik's cubes for fun and profit.